I buy plastic silverware to use at work. Typically I buy the variety pack, which contains an equal number of forks, spoons and knives. Time has proven the folly of this, as at any given time we have many spoons and knives left, but very few forks. This reveals the ultimate utility of the fork – in this unbiased experiment, the fork is the vastly preferred utensil. Even after allying themselves with chopsticks and an emperor of china, the knife and spoon are still ultimately vanquished by the superior utility of the work.
You can quote me on that.
- Edward